Singles Cruise toto Jordan

I’d recommend a singles cruise to anyone single. It was my favourite part of the sabbatical, the part I always tell people about. It’s the part I remember the most which is strange because I drank double my bodyweight in cocktails — there was enough on board to refill the mediterranean sea.

And men. There was plenty of those too.

We set sail early in the morning. There’s welcome drinks, everybody goes off into their groups and the reps go through the itinerary as the sun’s rising. Imagine it. You’re thirty years old sipping cocktails with people you’ve only just met — already you’re best friends with them. And you’re cheering, clinking glasses. Getting ready for one hell of a day.

Midday I’m playing crazy golf with a bunch of people who booked under the same rep. The sun’s kissing my skin, I’ve just scored my first hole in one. I look up and my eyes land on someone.