Turbulence onon Qatar airways

My most crazy one night stand, believe it or not, took place on a Qatar airways flight.

I’m returning to Australia after spending Christmas at home in the UK in desperate need of some sun and a decent acai bowl. It was fun, the two months I spent there, but now I’m pale and have a face full of acne from all the dairy, so I’m not looking my best. Of course that’s the time Qatar airways decide they’re gonna swap around my seats and have me sitting next to a ten out of ten hot, tanned, Australian man. I would’ve much preferred the old lady from Shropshire because she kept my pulse at a nice, steady tempo, but boy, looking back I’m glad my seat got moved around.